My dad just told me the best story, about when he was in college and he convinced his friend Dave Green to enter a pizza eating competition. Apparently, Dave said something along the lines of:
"Why would I want to eat enough pizza to make me sick?"
and Dad replied:
"You don't. You just want to sit down, eat some free pizza, and leave when you're done."
This is brilliant. This is fantastic. I want a list of all the eating competitions over the next year. I like how losing at eating competitions is winning at life.
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